The Bottom [Mason-Dixon] Line

I’ve always been a bit of a mad scientist, always mixing, concocting, creating, and destroying; my own style, my own way. Now I find myself below the Mason-Dixon Line, a lone Yankee in a sea of rebel flags and sore losers, a new Patriot on the war front bringing the battle back home.

How do you like that for an intro.?? Yeah, just kind of grabs you by the grapes, makes you want to keep reading. By all means...